I am the Unknown by Wesley Dirmeyer

I am the unknown
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Effects: (tends to cause)
-nervousness                -destruction                 -rebellion
-hopelessness               -war                               -slavery
-impatience                  -seeing shadows         -genocide
-understanding            -color blindness         -peace
-feeling lost                   -diarrhea                      -love
-depression                  -upset stomach           -closeness
-anxiety                          -indigestion                 -zen
-building of society     -wakefullness              -sleepiness
-narcolepsy                   -insomnia                     -restless legs
-restless minds            -restless hearts            -hallucinations (visual, auditory)
-drug dependence      -gateways                    -death
-happiness                    -bitterness                   -completeness

If after coming in contact with the unknown you develop any of these symptoms, just keep trying because we don’t know any better than you how to deal with this shit. Good luck and don’t panic!